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nyehs:

w-for-wumbo:

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

theadventurousadventuresofstumpy:

Andy and Joe “ha that joke was kinda funny”

Patrick “OHMYFRIGGINGOD MAN YOU SHOULD SO BECOME A COMEDIAN YOU SEE THIS GUY, HILARIOUS”

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out